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There are some films out there, which can only be enjoyed by first taking an entrata to one's local public house. To celebrate these Vistas of intemperance, we’ve listed our five favourite post-drinking shark films

Number 5. Shark in Venice

Hidden Medici treasure, the canals of Venice, a Great White shark, the Mafia and Stephen Baldwin - it’s a sure-fire recipe for cheese with plenty of opportunities to spot the continuity mistakes and count how many times a shot is reused.

Bananas About Movies wrote that it is "a bad film, poorly made. But just bad enough to be worth watching. At least once". We couldn’t agree more

Number 4. Three - Headed Shark Attack

What is worst than a two-headed shark? A three-headed one obviously. We only have ourselves to blame, as this mutant of nature is a consequence of all of us, partying hard on boats and throwing our rubbish overboard.

It also stars Danny Trejo for bonus points

Number 3. SandSharks



Jaws 2 tagline was infamously “Is it safe to go back in the water ?” well in this direct to video masterpiece, it's not the sea you need to be worrying about.

For those wannabe Spielbergs out there, I recommend keeping an eye out for the director's skill in making a bunch of twenty odd extras appear to be a crowd of hundreds.

 

Number 2. Sharknado 3 Oh Hell No!


Sharknado had to appear somewhere on this list and it was a tough choice of which out of the franchise to pick. The third outing nudges ahead down to two reasons.

The first; Frank Muniz
The second; Sharks in space!


Number 1. Super Shark



Not only does it feature a gigantic primordial killer shark, but the shark has its own  song -Perfect for a bit of a post drink singalong.

The forgettable one-liners, wooden acting and John Schnieder come together in a plot you have seen a thousand times before and has plenty of cliches to keep you entertained.

Whatever film you choose, make sure you are dressed in the right attire with our Great White Shark Cufflinks

Giant Shark Cufflinks

There are some films out there, which can only be enjoyed by first taking an entrata to one's local public house. To celebrate these Vistas of intemperance, we’ve listed our five favourite post-drinking shark films

Number 5. Shark in Venice

Hidden Medici treasure, the canals of Venice, a Great White shark, the Mafia and Stephen Baldwin - it’s a sure-fire recipe for cheese with plenty of opportunities to spot the continuity mistakes and count how many times a shot is reused.

Bananas About Movies wrote that it is "a bad film, poorly made. But just bad enough to be worth watching. At least once". We couldn’t agree more

Number 4. Three - Headed Shark Attack

What is worst than a two-headed shark? A three-headed one obviously. We only have ourselves to blame, as this mutant of nature is a consequence of all of us, partying hard on boats and throwing our rubbish overboard.

It also stars Danny Trejo for bonus points

Number 3. SandSharks



Jaws 2 tagline was infamously “Is it safe to go back in the water ?” well in this direct to video masterpiece, it's not the sea you need to be worrying about.

For those wannabe Spielbergs out there, I recommend keeping an eye out for the director's skill in making a bunch of twenty odd extras appear to be a crowd of hundreds.

 

Number 2. Sharknado 3 Oh Hell No!


Sharknado had to appear somewhere on this list and it was a tough choice of which out of the franchise to pick. The third outing nudges ahead down to two reasons.

The first; Frank Muniz
The second; Sharks in space!


Number 1. Super Shark



Not only does it feature a gigantic primordial killer shark, but the shark has its own  song -Perfect for a bit of a post drink singalong.

The forgettable one-liners, wooden acting and John Schnieder come together in a plot you have seen a thousand times before and has plenty of cliches to keep you entertained.

Whatever film you choose, make sure you are dressed in the right attire with our Great White Shark Cufflinks